Thursday, January 31, 2013

attitude adjustment


ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT

Today over at the Arch Druid was a discussion on how Americans have no frame of reference for the coming end of empire, as we will be giving up a sixth of the globes oil consumption and all that goes with it.  A return to peon farmer status not seen since our forefathers immigrated here from pestilent eastern European dung heaps ( and western Europe’s version, Ireland [ nothing against the Irish, I’m from Celtic stock myself somewhere way back, just a condition of England’s exploitation ] ).  Americans, even or especially those in the Yuppie Scum Survivalist group, seriously need an attitude adjustment for the coming Super Cell Crap Storm.  They can’t even begin to conceive of what life on the other side of the Peak Oil plateau is going to look like.  Take my two favorite bugaboos relating to yuppie survivalists, exercise and grid down.  I’m so friggin tired, tired down to the marrow of my bones, of hearing about how our chubby little cubicle warriors need to get started on calisthenics, running, martial arts, whatthehellever.  First, your typical prepper, if out of shape, took a lifetime getting there.  He isn’t serious about transitioning to a post petroleum reality because if he was, he wouldn’t be paying attention to any advice from Great Yuppie Guru’s peddling feel good solutions ( who lives in New York City and seriously expects to be taken at face value as a survivalist expert? ).  He’d already be riding a bicycle for transportation, both because that is the future and it is all the exercise you need.  And second, all this macho military copycat crap is embarrassing.  Carl levels of embarrassing.  The military trains you for one thing and one thing only and that is how to die.  Who was it with the “make the other poor bastard die for his country”?  Patton?  That kind of common sense barely ever seeps through in the professional military ( I don’t confuse the warrior ethic of a willingness to die with the nation states pure wastefulness of its cannon fodder for stupid reasons ).

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And all this wailing and gnashing of teeth over losing grid power.  Oh, golly, I might lose power!!!!  I must have a bazillion watt generator ( wasn’t it Woodpile Report that did a spoof on this with his recommendation of a converted diesel train locomotive as a generator?  He can be wicked funny on command ) to keep my bunker supplied with AC.  Or, I must bury a thousand gallon propane tank so as to never be without toasted Wonder bread ( the campfire toasters suck but they are better than nothing ).  I’m preparing for the end of the world, yet I never expect my modern petroleum fuels to run out?  Look, I know I advocate stockpiling some modern items and am guilty of the same reasoning.  My point is not to prepare by brain tanning hides and knapping spear flint points, but that in order to transition from modern life you must at least practice at it.  Which Yuppie Survivalism does NOT do.  They want you to tens of thousands of dollars stockpile the modern crap in the hopes of dying before you run out, then you magically transform to primitive living.  But that modern cocoon does not allow transition.  We’ve talked about this before.  You won’t move out of suburbia, or drop cable TV, or have a bit of junk land ready to go, but you are prepared for when the surplus oil dries up?  Hey, I never envisioned our peak import model.  I just figured that the oil would disappear quickly on a downward bell curve.  I was once again right, but for the wrong reasons, and not great on the velocity.  But the outcome will be the same for us.  Think of your future when the US goes from 18 to 6 million barrels of oil a day.  It ain’t that far into the future, and it will make a mockery of your mortgage, your job and your government benefits.

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Look at the last few years at the economic mess we are in.  That was from our energy supply contracting ten percent.  What is going to happen when it contracts 66%?  One thought- the center cannot hold.  In the end, the Druid Dude might be right and we don’t see a sudden cataclysmic die-off ( I’m not betting he is right, but anything is possible ).  We see a steady population decrease like a “normal” war torn region.  Like I said, I don’t see it.  Our food is centralized and 99% petroleum dependent.  The FedGov will be too busy sending troops in to hold its power to bother securing the nationwide food supply distribution.  This more than any other factor will fuel civil war and balkanization ( nothing motivates like an empty belly ).  But anything is possible, including a slow collapse.  But we won’t devolve like the British Empire.  There won’t be any scraps to spare to keep us alive and well like we did with England.  In a contracting global energy scenario, it is tooth and nail, dog eat dog.  There is no surplus wealth/energy to buy off friendly allies.

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Our future is contraction, with discord as hundreds of millions revolt against the loss of the soft life.  Think of the grousing of New Orleans ghetto dwellers as their comfort zone was disrupted.  Now make them the majority and heavily arm them.  That is your future.  Stop grasping at the luxuries.  Your job will disappear soon, so prepare for that now and be ready.  Your status as a free man is in danger soon.  Most folks have that one covered, being heavily armed, but make sure your food supply or lack thereof isn’t your Achilles heel.  The Internet, the grid, Social Security, everything is going to be gone, because with only six million barrels a day left, our total civilization cannot operate.  I can’t forecast the exact path, but the end is pretty evident.  Stop trying to enjoy the impossible you have now.  It is like enjoying a warm winter day and failing to admit tomorrow might plunge back into the cold sleet.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

sell signal


SELL SIGNAL

Remember that great comedy “Trading Places” with Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd ( pardon the spelling )?  Remember the depiction of the old school futures trading pit in Chicago ( you know, before Goldman Saks computerized the thing and took over running the universe electronically ) where all the guys were frantically waving their arms screaming like little schoolgirls, “sell!  Sell!” or “buy!’.  Well, today I’d like you to envision me all sweaty and excited and waving my arms and yelling “sell!”.  I’ve said it before and I might never get a chance to tell you again, sell your friggin evil black assault carbines, replace with a real gun and use the left-overs to buy the crap out of food supplies.  Wouldn’t you know it, that silly twat down in Arizona, the one the moron shot but didn’t finish off, was “testifying” about the evils of guns while at the same time some jag-off in Alabama is taking a school bus full of kids hostage.  He killed the driver and from the little I heard most of the kids got away ( I imagine it was buttholes and elbows as the rugrats were clamoring over the windows to de-ass the vehicle ).  Now isn’t that just the oddest of coincidences?  Yet another false flag event at the most opportune time.  No, I don’t believe, quite, that the CIA shoots thought control beams into the brains of psychopaths.  But something that doesn’t smell right has to be going on with all these perfectly timed shootings. 

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Right now, every Johnny Come Lately is getting a sharp pain in their bowels as they contemplate a future without their beloved  high capacity assault plastic poodle shooter.  They are having waking nightmares of being forced to battle “Chinese Invaders” with, gasp, horror!, bolt action rifles ( stop embarrassing yourself, Carl, you don’t have to go one on one with the TSA goons as they pull you over in random searches.  First, because you already fled the city.  And secondly, be smart and bushwhack, avoiding direct confrontation ).  Take advantage of their fear and sell to them dear.  I know you don’t like to keep hearing it from me, but your biggest future problem is food supplies, not ammo supplies ( is it me, did I read the ad wrong, or is Russian steel 54R going for the same price as 308 reloadable? ).  Stockpile the crap out of wheat before that shortage makes itself obvious.  And stop your caterwauling.  I’m not saying living just on wheat is a good idea.  I’m saying that an oversupply of wheat, several years per person ( a three year supply for a family of four is about what your yearly cable bill is, so shut the hump up about affordability ), gives you the edge over any kind of food issue.  Famine, transportation disruption, government crop rationing, disease, overpopulation, none of that will wait around for you to be ready.  If worse comes to worse, yes, you can survive off wheat.  But it is meant to be a base supply of daily calories.  Hopefully supplemented by trapping or gardening but sufficient, if only barely, on its own.  Compare a days 1500 calories in a pound of wheat to a can of chili.  Or, rather, a third of a can of chili, 70 calories.  Which would you rather have, as they cost the same?

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I was watching “NCIS” last night, as per my usual Tuesday TV schedule.  Yes, I know TV is the devils glass tit.  But I use my brain more in one day than most folks do all year, so by the end of the day I can afford to switch off that splendid organ and turn on the steady morphine drip of mindless entertainment.  I’ve voiced my reservations about the show before.  I enjoy it, but I recognize the pure propaganda aspect.  They push “FedGov Love Lite”.  All the New York City police shows have no appetite for coddling civilians.  They pretty much show all the poor cops surrounded by asshats, fearing for their lives, and when they “bend the rules”, it is justified not only because of that but for the noble purpose of justice or public order.  I might be a little paranoid here, but I imagine Goebbels didn’t do half as good of a job of convincing his cannon fodder how insignificant they were.  And look at the results.  New Yorkers put up with Soviet style gun control, cops can shove their batons up the ass of tourists until they are hospitalized, when cops open fire on “terror suspects” hitting nothing but innocent bystanders there is zero outrage, and even Mayor Blooming Idiot can check citizens fecal waste for acceptable levels of dietary fiber ( okay, I made the last one up ). 

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So, here we go with “NCIS”, and the character Abby is feeling all glum and sorrowful over a tragic childhood incident when she can’t fix some strange families personal problems ( translation: the government agent can help you! ).  Oh, me oh my, I just want to help people! ( translation- you are worthless and weak and the FedGov goons are here with a helping hand ).  My friggin good God, she thinks that being part of a team that ignores the Constitution in pursuit of solving crimes is helping.  Yes, it is a fictional show.  Just like that unbelievably stupid one with the gay dads ( not “Modern Family”, they do okay overpowering their “butt packers are good parents” with humor and lightheartedness ), the message that is relentlessly pushed doesn’t have to reflect reality to do a good job selling an alternate socialist PC future.  The Gods weep.

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A minion relayed an equally depressing commercial.  Some putz lands at the airport during winter.  As soon as he is graciously allowed to use his cell phone ( read this weeks Woodpile Report for a brilliant rant on modern transportation ) he uses some app to remote start his car that is parked in the long term lot.  After his darling family trudges over they are rewarded with a toasty warm SUV.  A happy ending to one of lives most vexing White People Problems, un-California weather.  To be expected to brave the elements like a savage barbarian!  Good thing our frack oil supply will last a thousand years!

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

eat that blade of grass


EAT THAT BLADE OF GRASS

By way of the Woodpile Report:

How to arm the unorganized militia at their own expense - Could all our recent gun-buying frenzy be a "poison pill" defense to make any yet-to-come coalition of large and increasingly well-armed Asia countries rethink any plans for confrontation with the USA?
George Ure at urbansurvival.com

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I first ran across this at Urban Survival and thought it a bit of a stretch.  George quoted the WWII Japanese warning about “a rifle behind every blade of grass”.  Now, there are some who claim Yamamoto never made this warning to his countrymen, but let’s leave that one alone for now. The quote, true or not, has become a truism over the citizen militia being a means to defend this country.  To a lot of people, the CongressCrapHeads that call for gun control want to see us defenseless against just such a threat ( I’m one of those people, but I’m not allowed to call for their execution for treason, because even if that would be Constitutional it is currently against the law to suggest it and under duress I’m a law abiding citizen ).  Not that those idiots think these kinds of things through.  To them, if only the army had guns we would all be much safer, never mind that our armed forces would shrink from over a hundred million to just under two million.  These politicians are NOT voted in for their brains but by their animal cunning in grabbing as much Fed money for his district as possible.  I can understand the Indians and the Southerners doing this as they are merely an occupied territory and are collecting bribes from their conqueror,  but for the emperors own subjects to try to ride that gravy train is just plain embarrassing ( a side note: I’ve been informed there already is a Carl character in a TV show “Idiots Abroad”.  So, I’m not original like I thought.  Damn, now I feel like a Carl ).

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Okay, so Ure thinks the gun grab hoopla is a means of stopping an imminent Asian invasion.  Okay, possible.  But it neglects a few key observations.  Such as, we are already very well armed even before Obammy The Kenyan got (s)elected.  Okay, perhaps now we all have more ammunition.  But even if all we had was 100 rounds each, not counting rimfire, and even if we all acted like some supreme dumbass come invasion time and tried to hose down the incoming invasion barges by squeezing the trigger 29 times before we bothered to aim the last round, no army on earth would be big enough to stand against those kinds of numbers.  Even if China sent over ten million troops, highly improbable given the logistics, our 100 million civilian troops ( the unarmed liberals, small children and elderly acting as ballistic protection would comprise the other 200 million ) each wasting most of their ammunition would still wipe out all the invaders with ammunition to spare to inflict more friendly fire casualties.  In short, the numbers don’t add up very well.  And then there is the issue of feeding all those resisters.

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As it stands, the FedGov still soothingly strokes us whenever the issue of food comes up.  Oh, not to worry, we stockpiled 100 million MRE’s for the New Madrid Earthquake.  Or, oh, if you just stockpile a case of water and two weeks of food, all will be well.  There was no corresponding clamor to stock up on food to go along with the ammunition.  If I was worried about a Yellow Invasion and I wanted my militia to have plenty of ammo, I’d also want them to be able to be able to eat during those months when the EMP’s had knocked out the refrigeration and the overpasses had been blown up, both disrupting food supply transportation.  So what do I think is really going on?  What is the true intent behind the fake gun confiscation scare ( sure, it could be just what it seems, but I think it behooves us to be extra paranoid about the government these days.  They are sneakier than a squad of Bluecoats arresting Missouri innocent civilians, ready to execute them in retaliation for guerrilla attacks  [ back in the good ol days, only redskins were mistreated by troops.  Come Lincolns Attack On The Constitution, any Southerner, three years old or eighty, were all fair game.  If they weren’t executed, they were starved ] )?  My choice is the coming massive crop failures and famine.

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The media, paid lapdogs of the bankers ( oh, you’d like a billion dollar loan to buy your competitor?  Why, yes, you are suitably obsequious to the central bank, loan approved [ and, hell, the taxpayer is guaranteeing it anyway ] ), has given no notice to the general public about the summer heat wave crop failures.  They give plenty of attention to Gore Warming, so you would think that there would have been a feeding frenzy.  Yet, all the news was rather muted.  Now, I could be very wrong because I’m just as starved ( starved, get it? ) for data as you are, but my gut feeling says “possible famine, stockpile like a rabid squirrel on crack!”.  If this is indeed the case, we wouldn’t want the citizens to panic and stockpile food, because there isn’t a whole heck of a lot of extra out there.  Any run would be too noticeable by the masses as all shelves would stay empty.  So, you manufacture a gun and ammo crisis instead.  You get your House Negro to do his shuck and jive dance after a convenient false flag attack.  Oh! My! God!  The Black man wants Whitey’s guns!  Panic!  Panic!  Spend all your money buying hi-cap mags and AK’s!  Food?  Hump friggin food!  You can always buy that later!  They have to feed us, right?  Well, Junior, no, they don’t.  We might be well armed, but come empty grocery shelves, we behave as scripted.  We start stealing and rioting, with our bright shiny new Plastic Poodle Shooters, and the local cops step in and all get massacred.  Then, ammo depleted, the citizens starve and then the armed, and well ammo’ed Feds step in and have about 250 million less worthless eaters to worry about.  If the famine is global, then reduced population figures become an asset rather than a liability.  But, hey, what do I know?  Go buy more ammo and forget food.  More wheat for me.

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Monday, January 28, 2013

debt slaves and evil black guns


DEBT SLAVES AND EVIL BLACK GUNS

Before we start today, a quick aside.  My son, training in California ( 29 Palms? ), reported that last Friday the whole base lost power.  Now, call me paranoid, but isn’t this the sort of thing that shouldn’t happen?  I know that a training base isn’t the same thing as NORAD or coastal defense or what not, but it seems that any military facility that loses power is telling the world a thing or two.  Like, our infrastructure is so crappy that we can’t even provide the military with essential services.  Of course, this was in California, which makes the whole thing rather amusing since that state and steady reliable electricity wasn’t been two things you’ve heard of together for over a decade.  And even more amusing, I was just talking about the four year old EMP Chinese missile test off Los Angeles earlier that day.  Hmmmm.

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If there is one thing I’ve pretty much relied on lo these many years it is Rawles site being mellow, unexcitable and even boring.  No doom and gloom over there!  Well, I guess everyone has their line in the sand because this morning was the Rawles equivalent of a gasket being blown.  Check out the call for armed property destruction if the hi-cap ban goes into effect.  Now, don’t get me wrong.  I agree that any law that is unconstitutional has no moral force and should be ignored.  But, having said that, I hasten to add that you ignore it at your own peril.  You see, the schools might mention the Constitution now and again, the media might pull it out of its dusty hidden closet when it suits their needs ( the First Amendment is perfect, means exactly what it says and is not to be trifled with.  One the other hand, the Second clearly means something other than what it says and should be ignored at all times ), and a lot of people get their panties in a bunch over it when they have to obey a law they don’t like ( yet conveniently ignore the lack of any mention of the legality of transfer programs if they are getting it ).  But in practice, where it counts rather than in the empty hollow propaganda, our Constitution is completely 100% ignored by all levels of government.  So if you go around thinking you are the next disguised Red Indian dumping tea over a disputed tax, calling for a Burn Barrel Day to destroy all gun records ( which ignores the whole record of the phone call to the Feds for that gun purchase ), you are just courting a whole lot of trouble.  If people are gunned down by jack booted thugs over their kids being homeschooled, or over having more than an ounce of weed, there will certainly be no compunction on the part of the authorities to massacre anyone caught destroying gun store purchase records.

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Talk about dying for a worthless cause.  Like I said, if the Feds want to track your purchases, they already have.  Wasn’t it a law many years ago that the Feds couldn’t database those records?  And then they were found to be doing exactly that?  Okay, 99 out of a hundred groups that heed Rawles call are unopposed.  Some cops might be Oath Keepers, or they don’t respond in time to the call, or whatever.  Those 1% still get shot and killed ( keep in mind Rawles is calling for an armed group raiding and destroying the records- the authorities know ahead of time they will confront dangerous people ).  If the authorities already have some kind of duplicate record keeping, those folks just got killed for no reason.  Look at our long history of martyrs.  How many actually changed things?  I contend very few.  But now we ask the far more key question.  How many of the debt slaves out there are going to actually go through with this?  Most folks are choke chained by corporations and banks.  Step out of line and they lose it all, the nice house and the car and the wife and the giant screen TV for SuperBowl Sunday.  So why would they break the law over a law that was already passed and complied with?

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Clinton’s assault weapons ban didn’t see a whole lot of civil disobedience.  Why would this one?  Hey, I’m an anarchist and I believe everyone should own squad automatic weapons, grenade launchers and any other thing the free market might offer.  I’d LOVE to have an M79 ( say hello to my little friend- but not the attachment to the M16, the stand alone single shot ).  But that said, if I can still buy other rifles, do I really think armed defiance over Big Boy Toys is a good idea?  In principle, I advocate no government.  In practice, I cower before ours like the good little serf I am.  If the squeaky wheel gets the grease ( as in the anal lubricant ), I’ll stay pretty quiet ( remember, I have a bit under a thousand readers.  I am not known to exist.  Not like Rawles, under the microscope ).  I’m sorry your expensive plastic Evil Black Guns are in danger of being outlawed, but are they worth dying over?  Of course, massive non-compliance WOULD change things, and perhaps for the better.  But my point is that I don’t see very many people joining this battle.  Hey, the man has balls, I’ll give him that.  As far as brains?  Look, the same body of corrupt politicians he has been advocating to contact to protest the coming ban are the same humps who screwed us over 100 years ago.  That was a complete waste of time.  But this next course of action might very well be just as useless and potentially dangerous.  And, sorry, I’m not impressed over people going to war over a weapon you can’t even buy ammo for.  You want to impress me?  Agitate for the PATRIOT Act and all such to be taken off the books.  You know, the one that makes it legal to “disappear” you when you do something retarded like burn government records.

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Friday, January 25, 2013

Carl 2


CARL 2

Don’t worry, I won’t beat the dead horse from yesterday too much.  Basically, today is a bit of this and a bit of that but I’m anchoring it with a few items I didn’t get to cover yesterday.  Like the movie “G.I. Jane”.  I knew there was Demi Moore in it but I couldn’t remember the movies title.  So, what to do other than Google the actress and up pops her movies.  I start reading, always being easily distracted, how she was a champion, having overcome hardship as an abused child in a trailer park.  Now, I’ll agree that Demi is a hot little number and hence one you want to see in a movie.  Acting ability?  Who cares.  As long as they aren’t too God awful bad, you go hoping to see nice cleavage if not actual boob action.  Remember Cindy Crawford?  Do you remember how she acted, or do you remember her for the prolonged frontal nudity scene in that action flick with black SUV’s running around and Russian mob dudes ( there might have been a Baldwin brother in there somewhere )?  Thank you, you’ve made my point.  But anyway, what the heck is that snarky little jab about trailer parks?  Not only do 99% of all seniors live in them in Florida and Arizona ( and don’t get me started on the senile pukes watering lawns in 120 degree heat or washing their Caddies until the water tables drop fifty feet and mile high dust clouds envelope the state ), trailer parks are everywhere there are poor people.  I’m beginning to smell moneyed elitism over at this bio site.

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If you are in a trailer park, more than likely you own ( well, you and the bank ) the thing and have enough money left over to pay the lot rent.  Chances are good you have a regular job ( welfare bitches get nice apartments with Section 8, and crack manufacturers are out in the country alone because of the chances of getting caught ).  Trailer park living is one of the only ways for the working poor to survive because all the middle class snob Yuppie Scum Wanna-Be superiors have jacked up property values artificially ( ooooohhhhh! I don’t want a head lice infested POOR PERSON to go to the same school as my Edward Dooflesnork III.  We can’t allow THEM in the neighborhood.  Now, quick, my nails are still wet.  Run down in the SUV and pick up a bucket of chicken prepared by minimum wage workers ).  Fecal stain mother humpers.  What brought up GI Jane the movie with Demi was I believe this simply has to be the new training video all officers must see before they achieve rank.  Look, see, if the bitches just grunt more and really, really, wish upon a falling star they can achieve Herculean feats of strength and change their brain hormonal output to be naturally aggressive.  Then all fems can be super “Terminator” type warriors.

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This morning I actually got to work early so I got to thinking, always dangerous, and felt that since “Apocalypse Gun Porn” was selling like hotcakes over at Kindle ( two sales to date ) I should cash in on my good fortune and offer it in a paper version.  It is 39 pages, full size ( 8x11 ), with a hot pink color.  Sorry, but in a fit of whimsy I picked the cover in poor taste to make fun of, I don’t know.  Females and their “bodice ripper” books?  Other fem soft porn like “Fifty Shades Of Grey”?  It just felt like a goof, so I went with it.  It goes for $6 plus shipping, with my cut a corporate greedy $1.15.

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My posted ad at the top of web page this morning is of course “Trillion Dollar Conspiracy” by Jim Marrs.  Normally, I don’t like the author.  I could never get into his book on the Kennedy assassination or one other of his I tried.  I guess the premise being one I didn’t agree with ( if I’m thinking of the right one ), the military industrial complex wanting a war ( I think it was 100% bankers ), just made it dull reading.  So, I dithered about for some time before I ordered this book.  And so far, the first thirty pages or whatever, I’m really enjoying it.  He made a mention in the introduction of that missile launch off California in 2009 or thereabouts.  The news guys had video but the official make believe explanation was pure crap ( jet contrail ).  I never paid much attention to it at the time, but Jim says that coincidentally at the same time a cruise ship had total electronic failure ( all engines, all back-ups ) and had to be rescued.  Most likely, a Chinese small scale atmosphere EMP weapon test.  I think I’ll like this book ( keep in mind, all items posted as ads aren’t necessarily tested/used by me.  Most are from my not yet ordered Wish List or items ordered but not received/read ).

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Six weeks of pure D holy hell weather.  Two weeks without sun, one week snow never ending, followed by three weeks of below zero temps.  Now, it is staying above freezing and raining and it is all melting.  My power supply is okay now.  I installed all my new panels and have eighty watts ( daily use 40 watts ) capacity.  Even cloudy now I can still get a full charge by the end of the day.  My dirt staircase to the pit is in a slight bit of trouble with all the melting snow.  I’ve added more cat litter and put down plywood to distribute weight but come spring I’ll need to do some serious improvements.  Rebar and wood on the vertical and cement paving stones on the horizontal and shovel away the mounds of dirt to decrease runoff.  It is still a workable design as is, in normal weather.  But spring rains at the end of January?  The wife made a funny yesterday.  She is getting “closet fever”.  Get it?  The pit is too small to be a cabin, as in “cabin fever”.  So, small as a closet.  Heh, happy weekend to you all.

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