Tuesday, October 15, 2013

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SBJABOBno1

ANOTHER BUG OUT BOOK

Introduction

I hate the whole concept of bugging out.  I hate the theory and I hate the generally conceived notion of carefree implementation of the whole thing.  Yuppie Scum Survivalism at some of its worse.  The simpleton idea that throwing money at any problem will make it go away.  At base, this is worshiping a false idol, because not only do you infuse a mere tool with mystical occult powers, everybody you trade your totems with is under the same delusions.  And delusions are very dangerous things ( of course, having no delusions works the same way.  I’m under no delusion my wife doesn’t most likely hate me.  Since the cats feel the same way it’s a very lonely feeling in my own home ).  As strongly as I feel against semi-auto weapons for Apocalypse use ( hint: they will get you killed, not save you from yourself ) I hate the self-deluded even more.  Uneducated is something else entirely.  Self-delusion is just stupid to the core.  Anyway, worshiping money is what bankers are supposed to do.  When worker drones do it, they are just being caught up between the carrot and the stick of those evil bastards.  Chasing after money your whole life  might leave you with some shiny pretty things, but I don’t see the point myself since they then go to either the government which is not only never there to help you they also go out of their way to try to kill you, or to an ungrateful relative who will cash them in pennies on the dollar to smoke crack with.

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Yuppie Scum Survivalists have no paradigm outside spending money, worshiping money and most likely giving themselves money enemas just because they feel good.  They live in huge metropolises commuting to the suburbs in giant SUV’s working as cubical warriors.  If any two stray neurons bump together in their tiny brains ( they don’t have original thoughts, even if they can memorize the propaganda of college and the corporate world ) and they actual feel any kind of stirring from their lizard brains suppressed under layers of fatty deposits warning them that not is all peaches and cream in their fantasy dream world where unicorns sprinkle pixie dust along their pathway through life, at the very most all they can do outside heavy doses of delusion and denial is to throw money at the problem.  They certainly can’t leave their protective bubble encompassing grid living, motor vehicles and central heating.  Even if they wanted to, an iffy proposition despite middle age angst wishful thinking such as from the movie “American Beauty”, they won’t or can’t give up their trophy wife.  They are either balding chubby disease ridden specimens who stand no chance in the dating market,  they know without money they would never dip their wee little wicks again, or they know the bitch would take them for every shiny toy they’ve managed to squirrel away so far.  My heart certainly weeps for them.

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( Introduction continued tomorrow )

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7 comments:

  1. HEY!!!

    I thought that with the reduced article length we would not have to put up with the random thoughts and spittle ????

    Wasn't the article supposed to be a book review?

    You Know Who

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    1. I need the book before I review it-ordered it on Friday. The spittle is due to it being part one of the intro, hence at least a thousand words, hence random thoughts and spittle.

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  2. You should write an article sometime about the taboo subject of the role of homosexuality in the post-apocalyptic world. The theory goes something like this. As the world crumbles around them, men will haul ass to their bug out shacks. The wives by contrast will refuse to leave the big city. They will perish in the shopping mall, a nearly maxed out credit card blazing in each hand. Literally shopping till they drop. This will give rise to a surplus of males and a shortage of females in the post-apocalyptic world. A strong man with plenty of resources will end up with a harem of attractive women. A man with limited resources will have to settle for a fat, ugly lesbian (and he will delude himself into believing he is fortunate, as if having a fat, ugly, ungrateful dyke is preferable to nothing, when in fact it is worse).
    Now a worldly man such as you, James, can see where this is leading. The nature of male humans such as it is, a young lustful man’s fancy will turn to other males when he is deprived of female companionship. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not asserting some hysterical all-men-are-really-fags claptrap. Just sayin in the post-apocalyptic world an oversupply of young men will experience the bitter futility of trying unsuccessfully to bang fat, ugly, ungrateful, flannel wearing bull dykes ,get bored with slapping the bald bishop over scavenged penthouse magazines, and then naturally gravitate to Bison Manor to admire the way your hair shimmers in the moonlight. They will make offhand but catty and cutting observations about Mrs. James and then cheerfully offer to wash your dirty socks and underwear.
    And you being a worldly man must admit the fundament truth to this declaration.
    So you see the logic contained in this comment demands you write an article on this subject. Title it “Buggery in the Bug Out Shack!” or “How My Slaving to Make My Primitive Cabin in the Northern Woods Livable Turned the Little Woman into a Fat, Ugly, Ungrateful Dyke…But I Swear I’m Not Bitter!”
    Just sayin!

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    1. Good title. My problem is, I don't see this as an issue. Women always follow men. One, despite what they claim, they like getting humped. Two, they will follow the money, or in this case the protection. Women are VERY pragmatic. They will fall in love, and lust, two seconds after the balloon goes up. And the fat ones will be at a premium. No society that allows a deficet of couples survives long. Unless you are on a prison planet, your scenario is short lived.

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    2. Interesting scenario? The movie, The Road Warrior sort of touched on this a little. Remember that macho fag Wez, and the Golden Boy?

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    3. Any fat bitches out there are actually a premium....Think about it....The fat ones still be alive and lookin fine after all the skinny ones die off from malnutrition.
      Morol is...Get skinny ones and a few fat ones for storage, use em up later !

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