HOGS AND V-8
Okay, here again in minute detail, the life and times of me, or, What I Had For Dinner Last Night. I do my usual thing, writing an article on Sunday for posting Thursday ( Thursday being my half-day, Laundry Bitch Day ). I know I make this thing look easy but behind the curtain sometimes the Wizard is stumbling over cables, spilling coffee on the secretary’s lap, missing vital phone calls and almost getting fired before pulling off an award winning performance. Monday, not a stressful day by any stretch which is weird for its absence, I come up with a total blank on what to write. It was so bad I didn’t even stop and think about another chapter for 3PC2. So, panicking at the last minute ( well, thirty minutes into my lunch hour ) I grab the Thursday article and post it for the article Monday. So now I have the problem of when to pull Thursday’s article out of my ass. Weeknights are not a good time to be writing as my plate is pretty full then. As strange as it is, against all logic the wife is not solely content just getting the occasional poke from me and insists on my time every night instead, just being sociable and such. Go figure. So, anyway, here I am today writing two articles. One at the hour before work and the other at lunch. The miracle is I had two ideas to write about. All this as my way of saying I don’t know if this one is going to suck or not.
Old School, folks used to worry about ZOG, the Zionist Occupied Government. Turns out they were stupid, and not just because hating Jews has no logic. Sure, hate bankers. But not all bankers are Jews. It actually kind of insults Jews because bankers are sub-human Lucifer worshiping pale slimy slugs one unearths from under rocks. That was my whole issue with Hitler. I see hating Slavs, because you need to demonize the enemy and Slavs were in your conquered territory ( kind of like white boys got to hating our Indigs ). But hating all Jews because some were bankers? And how can you be racist with Jews? They are as lily white as you are. How does religion spoil otherwise pale skin? Dumbasses. Anyway, as it turns out ZOG was the least of our problems. BOG is far worse ( Banker Occupied Government. I understand ZOG haters also hated bankers but then they got stupid with the Jewish Conspiracy Of Media And Hollywood Control and all the rest. Hence, ZOGgers and BOGgers are two separate categories ). BOG will be our deaths. BOG will enslave and kill us all. But, wait, if you order now we will throw in an additional OG for free ( just pay separate shipping and handling )! Now we have HOG. House-negro Occupied Government. How embarrassing is this guy going to get? First, he gets a Nobel Peace Prize for keeping the Iraq war going after his election pledge to end that conflict. Then, he goes bowing to foreign kings or queens. You are the leader of one of the most powerful nations on earth and you go shucking and jiving with some idiot with bad genes ( from the inbreeding ) and a stupid looking hat? I can see kissing the Popes ass. He has the ear of god, so you don’t want to hack him off. But royalty? Friggin idiot! And now, he goes on about fags in Russia?
Look, I get it. If you are a pillow biter, an anal spelunker, or a carpet licking plastic penis pumper, you have rights too. Let’s make everyone equal so they are equally taxed, equally surveillanced, equally killed come collapse time. But how we treat fags here is not Putin’s business and how he treats them in Russia is none of Obammy’s. It ain’t like we lectured against sending folks to Siberia. They just don’t get special ass kissing over there. GOD! Am I the only sane one around here? Now, on to V-8. As in the commercial, “Wow, I could have had a V-8”. After the collapse, there is going to be a lot of “Damn, I could have had a V-8”, which actually sounds like “Damn, I should have done things different back then so I’d have been better prepared”. This is obviously going to happen because none of us are going to be adequately prepared for the collapse far worse than any of us could imagine. A lot of trivial things you kept putting off because of priorities. For instance, I know I don’t have enough spices or sweeteners. I have gravy packs, beef bouillon cubes and plenty of salt with probably enough hot sauce. But that ain’t much, is it? I have ten pounds of sugar, just the bags in the cupboards, but no buckets full. I will be craving sweet just weeks into the collapse ( assuming I survive ). I don’t go out of my way to get more copper pennies, a very likely source of currency afterwards ( don’t get me started on nickels! ). I could go on and on. I have dozens, as do you. Beyond the obvious things you try mightily to get MORE of, there are plenty of things you have too little of to count at all. These are what I’m talking about. What you need to do is recognize these objects, and ask yourself if you will have a V-8 moment. If they are just luxuries, stop worrying. We can’t get it all. No one can. But use the exercise to target things you placed too little importance in and readjust priorities. That’s how I suddenly find the money for, say, powder bleach. I now have plenty, but before it was just a few liquid bottles of regular household bleach. It is just a mental habit to make sure you are on the right track. The commercial kind of gives me the association needed to brainstorm.
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