Friday, December 28, 2012

two monkeys humping a football

TWO MONKEYS HUMPING A FOOTBALL
God knows were the phrase “like two monkeys trying to hump the same coconut” came from.  One can only imagine something like a WWII vet coming home from the Pacific with this one.  Another version is two monkeys and a football.  Implied is an attempt at futility in a comic manner.  Like the current circus over the “fiscal cliff”.  My Internet portal had a picture of Obammy trying to look as smart as Morgan Freeman with greying hair ( one suspects that since the boy is too stupid to have a stray thought bouncing around his pretty little head that the hair has been dyed to mimic Great Age And Wisdom- it certainly didn’t come from hard living ) acting as if The Great Fiscal Cliff Problem had him all worried and such.  Me, I think he was just pissed he had to come back from Hawaii to the crappy weather in DC.  That is one vacation taking mother humper, let me tell you.  Thank goodness he doesn’t stay in Washington more often, he’d accomplish even more mischief like appointing that crapstain Reid to Chief Anal Inspector Of All Airports.  Anyhow, the whole dog and pony show over the fiscal cliff is retarded and unworthy of your attention.  They would actually have you believe that the fiasco is Two Monkeys Trying To Hump The Same Coconut.  It is merely a circus carefully scripted to simulate activity.  It is just history repeating itself as the powers that be grab at the shrinking pie.
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Look at Rome.  At the end the farm owners were taxed at such a rate that they abandoned the land rather than work it ( which is where the “born to the land” concept of pre-serf originated as the government enslaved the workers to the farm ).  Did that stop the government from such stupid activity?  You would think that actually discouraging feeding your workers and soldiers would be recognized as the height of dumbassness.  Look at EVERY currency in history ( to include the American Continental ).  Hyperinflated away ( if not abandoned after military conquest ).  You would think the obvious damaging behavior would not be repeated.  Yet again and again it repeats ( but OH NO!!!!!  The Dollar is so special we could NEVER ever never have hyperinflation.  Ignorant twats.  Pick your poison as carved in stone.  Hyperinflation or military conquest and currency rejection ).  You would think that depleting your soil of nutrients,  endangering your water supply or allowing your farming infrastructure to decline would be too stupid to be allowed to happen.  Yet all civilizations crash and burn after just that happens ( it might be a period of bad weather that sparks the crisis, but a healthy well managed system would have shrugged off with minimal damage such events ).  You would think that after a casual perusal of said history, most citizens would be a smidge wary about their futures.  Yet, even amidst a crisis in progress, 99%+ reject the probability of doom, talking themselves into such mind numbing happy places such as slow decline.
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Culture is mans main tool of survival.  It is generations of experience distilled into common sense rules for survival.  It doesn’t matter how it is dressed up although religion seems to work best as there is no room left for questions.  You want to start questioning culture?  See one result.  Women’s lib and birth control.  Look where fifty years of being allowed to question women’s roles in the home has led ( I won’t start to rant, but it is as self evident as the ugly on Hilary Clinton ).  Culture is the ONLY thing standing between societies/civilizations continued health and the natural unchanging naked greed of every individual.  Is greed good?  Yes, but only if tempered by social restraint.  Which we haven’t had for a very long time.  So now you have a few Wall street suits ruining the economy, LEGALLY, out of greed.  You have a few corporations poisoning food for profit.  You have a few people so greedy that one half of a grain supply that used to feed most of the world ( subsidized food kept the peace more or less ) is instead diverted to a very inefficient liquid fuel to keep the drones transporting from jobs shuffling papers to malls selling petrol plastic products.  You want a token of “last of the oil to senseless profits on the way to collapse”?  $3 a pound tomatoes flown in from New Zealand.  I don’t know about you, but it seems to me the universal plant that all new gardeners try to grow are tomatoes ( most likely because store bought are tasteless cardboard cutouts ).  Even an apartment window can grow tomatoes.  Yet here we are flying tomatoes half way across the world ( the doomers used to point to “the three thousand mile Caesar salad” as the epitome of waste, but the NZ tomato easily tops that ).  Burning the last of the oil for a few pennies in profit.
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Take a few billion folks allowed to act in their own self interest with no restraints to help the population as a whole ( I’m not talking communism, for Christ’s sake.  I’m talking about little more than common sense trying to feed the next generation ) and you have guaranteed social or civilization collapse.  An idyllic slow decline assumes we can all act together.  A collapse assumes we are all killing each other for the last resources.  Now, what does history tell us the last fifty years?  How are we conducting our affairs?  With restraint, or with an attitude allowing for the benefit of no one else but ourselves?  This stuff isn’t rocket science folks.  You only make it that way trying to cram a square sided wishful thinking into a round reality.
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5 comments:

  1. Sorry LB the crisis is real. America is dead. The US dollar is history and that means no gasoline for serfs.

    American culture is dead,you can't replace the old stock americans with "undocumenzed workers" and expect things to work.

    Peak oil is a farce. The masters use it as an excuse to rip off the slaves.

    I hope obongo and his commie butt boys get zappped in the first wave of chinese nukes. The rest of you gringos are screwed too.

    chinga tu madre gringos

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    1. Listen to GZ people, he should know. Just look at Mexico. American culture has been replaced with the Mexican culture,i.e. abject failure. Enjoy.

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  2. Senior General;

    You don't get it; the Chinese will never begin a Nuclear Attack upon the infrastructure of the United States, they paid for it, hence if they come over (more than likely after a major Biological Weapons release) they will be packing the infrastructure and taking it back across the Pacific, repossessing their investments. Next time why don't you suck your own mother, idiot!

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    1. You don't get it. American infrastructure is broken. The chinese (and the russian AND THE REST OF THE PLANET) are fed up with the americans. The world does not need america.

      It is over. The fat lady sang. America is dead. You brainwashed jack-offs are toast. Good ridance. 99.9% of americans are worthless anyway.

      Wen Jiabao and Wladimir Putin are real leaders. They take care of their people. Americans deserve Obama.

      Go back to sleep gringo.


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  3. Senior General;

    While the antiquated notion of a nation state might appeal to a twentieth century mind such as yours and your third-generational warfare models, you still don't get it. When the collapse happens, convenient institutions like nation states will go the way of the dodo double-plus quick, especially in a nation like the Russian Republic or the People's Republic of China, where there are so many disaffected non-state actors, just waiting for the currency to collapse, so the security services aren't getting paid, thus walk away, with as much loot as they can individually carry. When this happens it will be the local ethnic minorities that will carry the day, 'kill the king' if you will and return the national real estate to the era of Warlords and Feudalism, just like both tsarist Russia and Dynastic China before the era of petroleum. The future isn't 'Red Dawn' with America's Enemies parachuting from the skies in their brand spanking new IL-76's. America's Enemies will have enough to deal with, without having to deal with us at the same time, a whole ocean away and all that jazz. I reckon that you're the one in need of a Poly-Sci lesson on realpolitik, since you think that nation-states actually matter at the end of the age of oil. OBTW: When the hell have a Chinese Communist and a Russian Fascist ever given a fig about any of their people? They like all politicians everywhere give a fig about one freaking thing: Consolidating and Holding on to their power over others, never caring about the consequences to their action or inaction, you write like you actually admire those two Eastern Hemisphere idiots, instead of someone closer to home like President Benito Juarez, for instance! I'm wide awake General and ready for it to spark off! I will give you this though, nice link to your moniker.

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