Well, I could remind you of the ongoing drought in the Midwest. I could once again say, hey, moron, don’t worry about “the price suddenly skyrocketing”, worry about food disappearing off the shelves. You thought rice was hard to find/buy a few years ago? Wait until you can’t buy rice or flour or beans for any price very soon. If every third family suddenly decides to buy just one extra large bag of staples, will there be anything other than rationing, shortages, profiteering from the financial markets? Think Obammy will sit by doing nothing? If you want to continue believing that America is still the breadbasket of the world, just ignore the drought. Don’t worry, as you are trying to make that one case of freeze dried goat nipples last four people for a whole month, I’ll be more than happy to chime in with laughter and derision. If you are nearby I might even kick you when you are down. Right now, Kroeger has 25 pounds of white flour on sale for about eight and a quarter. You can’t seriously buy a few bags? But, hey, I’m not a mean person so I won’t remind you that you very well could be dying real soon. So let’s just lighten things up and I’ll tell you a joke. You have probably already heard it but since I nearly pissed myself after being told the joke, I simply must share it.
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Three construction guys are eating their lunch while atop a building. The Black opens up his lunchbox and sees a bologna sandwich. “Sonofabitch! If I have to eat another damn bologna sandwich, I swear I’ll kill myself!” The Mexican opens his brown bag and sees a egg salad sandwich. “Shit! Every damn day, I have to the same old egg salad. I swear, I get one more of these damn things and I’ll kill myself.” The Blond opens his lunch and sees a peanut butter and jelly. “Mercy! It’s the same kind of sandwich every day! If I have to eat yet another peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I’ll be forced to kill myself!” Well, the next day the three same guys are getting ready to eat lunch on top of the building under construction. The Black opens up his lunch, sees bologna and jumps off the building. The Mexican opens his, sees egg salad and throws himself over the edge. The Blond, seeing peanut butter, also ends it all.
The company lawyer has to call up all the wives to deliver the news. He explains that witnesses heard of their threatened suicides in respect to their monotonous lunches. The Black wife wails and cries and blames herself for her insensitivity. The Mexican wife breaks into tears and blames herself for being a bad wife. The Blonds wife says, “That’s funny, he made his own lunches.”
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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny! Now, if you were in a barroom crowded with African-Americans, it is doubtful you would use the example of a Black. You might use an Irishman for the red hair. And if you were on a drag full of Lowriders you might substitute the Mexicans for another ethnic group. No need visiting the hospital with multiple fractures. But the joke isn’t really about racial slurs, is it? The Black and the Mexican are just average working schmucks and it is the White Boy who is a dumbass. I think this is why Blond jokes became so popular. If anything, being politically correct means abandoning logic and reason and embracing ideology. So, while it is forbidden to be racist, that doesn’t apply to hating white people. Even politically correct white people hate white people, including themselves. This is of course nothing new. Old news, we’ve talked about for twenty years. Ever since the PC Monster reared its commie colored head. I’d just like to point out this is probably the reason Blond jokes started. And, most likely, the reason tanning became so popular amongst whites. They were so afraid of being White, they tried to blend in. Which of course was pretty silly. If we had allowed ourselves to stay racist, we would never have ever put up with Black Flash Mobs beating whites, nor would we have any kind of immigration problem today. I don’t care what color people are, but I do care what tribe they belong to. And nobody wants to admit they hate another tribe, even though that is the most natural thing in the world. We are programmed to do just that, as it is a survival mechanism. The PC Police have eradicated that concept of tribe and replaced it with skin color and racism and made it a terrible thing. Not that it is a good thing, but actually, if tribal lines were understood we would have LESS racism. So in effect the PC crowd is promoting racism.
If it was understood that we were expected to work hard and promote family above all else, you would have a tribe composed of Protestants and Catholics, white and Latino. And middle class Blacks. They wouldn’t discriminate along color lines, now would they? They would discriminate along attitude lines. Instead, we have all turned against each other and the whites, except those rednecks who don’t give a crap what others think about them, have been taught to hate themselves and mock themselves and disguise themselves. In the long run it of course doesn’t matter, but meanwhile it is sad to see the angst and confusion. I think we should have college professors advocating PCness added to the Lamppost List ( only to be enacted AFTER the current government has fallen. I don’t recommend breaking the law ).
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