Monday, July 2, 2012

more health care rant

MORE HEALTH CARE RANT
I’ll be the first to admit that when you only view the universe through a prism that only includes yourself ( it’s all about ME ) you tend to miss a few important details.  Once I stepped back and took a ponder it came to me a brilliant blinding flash of light, akin to waking up in an alien space vehicle operating room after you’ve been probed, ObammaCare was more than just a way to royally hump me over financially.  I mean, if the régime really wanted to screw with me they would have sent a female intelligence agent, most likely a lesbian who wanted to carry a child to enjoy a miracle of a birth with her Life Partner, with humongous knockers so I would have been blinded to all reason ( I THINK I’m quite loyal to the wife but I’ve never been tested by a lusty and busty seductress ), made sure I got her impregnated and then I’d be paying a third of my gross income to her the rest of my life.  Verses the paltry 50% increase in my fed taxes as it stands now ( a total of 50% gross in my fantasy as opposed to the reality of 30% total, and that includes both the wife and I ).  Something else was going on ( and you can smell the set up.  The states part of the program was implemented before the “decision” ever went to the Court, and Plastic Ken Doll Romney already jumped in with his support of Universal Impoverishment Tax Act mislabeled health care ).
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I think we have reached the point of the plan where we are going to be killed off in the Useless Oxygen Wasters Reduction Program.   There isn’t any more fertile soil to plant, genetically modified seeds are purely profit, not an increase in grain supply, and we can’t get to any more oil.  All as the population continues to explode.  The only viable plan is to kill off the surplus before the food runs out and Our Big Bad Mighty And Righteous Kings are forced to contend with rioting mobs of desperate people.  Clandestine population control.  We already have poisonous foods and toxic environments shoved down our throats, and it just ain’t killing us off fast enough ( of course, wholesale immigration to purge wage scales didn’t help, but the corporations wouldn’t have been in business this long otherwise ).  It is time to up the ante.  Here’s a probable ( or at least a possible ) path.  First, you implement mandatory health care.  This props up the bankers, always a plus in these trying times.  Now either put everyone of Food Stamps or other similar tracking device to monitor what they eat ( soon, even restaurants and convenience stores will require ID and the  Food Stamp EBT ).  Bloomberg, that Commie Hump, was the test.  Restrict certain fats and big colas, the public grumbles but as always wipes their ass with the Constitution as long as their five hundred channels of sports is uninterrupted. 
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Once you know what they eat you can start denying heath care.  Say, they have diabetes.  Link back to all the sugary snacks they’ve been eating.  Coverage Denied!  Or how about heart troubles?  We have monitored your salt intake and you’ve exceeded the recommended amount ( oh, sorry, you didn’t know those canned veggies had so much salt?  Too humping bad! DENIED!!!! ).  And etcetera.  Now, once you’ve got everyone all butt hurt and worried, it is time to start dictating what they can buy.  Take away the choice.  From now on, you have no options.  You WILL eat X amount of broccoli, only olive oil, only whole grains, etc.  If they try to purchase at a market, the computer red flags.  Or, the stores won’t even be allowed to offer those choices ( again, the bastard Bloomberg test that out with his Homeless Starvation Test ).  No more butter or eggs or bacon.  Better yet, only soy patties with five percent real meat will be allowed.  Suddenly, the tree hugging vegetarian utopians wet dream comes true.  The grain supply no longer is diverted to animal protein.  And don’t even think about growing your own.  It will become VERY expensive to try, what with tags and licenses and zoning and such.  Now not only are you force fed genetically modified soy and corn, which has questionable health properties, which will most likely make you sickly, they add insult to injury by taking away meat and dairy.  You start to weaken from malnutrition.   Which of course will be your own fault.
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As genetically modified foods and a vegetarian diet start to kill you, the symptoms that show up might mimic diseases that are thought to be caused by animal products ( in the twisted logic of uneducated “professionals” more versed in Political Correctness than nutrition ).  So, naturally, the only logical cause, because now that you are forced into a Healthy Vegetarian Diet For Your Own Good, is that you have been buying those toxins on the Black Market.  Naturally, there will be dog and pony shows when those free market practitioners are caught trying to sell victimless food.  So, you are again denied health care.  You know, the mandatory insurance you are buying each month.  In one swoop, the food supply is extended at the same time mortality rates skyrocket.  Our Bright Boy Leaders have just kicked the can down the road that much longer ( this of course assumes Huge Methane Releases or Massive Derivatives Meltdowns don’t kill us off first ).
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Okay, that’s the end of that.  Rant off.  Now, for some wonderful nipple tingling news.  I’ll be honest, I popped wood over this.  Kunstler has a new book out!!!!!  I bought it immediately, without even a glance at my budget or checkbook.  Caution To The Wind!!!!  I read his Long Emergency three times so far, and worship him as a God.  His new book is on par with the aforementioned buxomly seduction.  Link at top of page graphic.
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5 comments:

  1. Kunstler isn't as good a writer as Rawles, or any number of competent Peak Oil slash Doom writers. Kunstler's also rah-rah about war in the Middle East, and since he pretty much wears it on his sleeve, I'm going to say it: Why support a Jewish supremacist like him who continually spews hatred about anything Goy and *especially* anything even slightly smacking of Southern Goy.

    On one hand you talk about the War Of Northern Aggression and so on, and rightly so. But then you turn around and give actual money to this idiot who constantly goes on about "fried meat" and essentially everything you love?

    Sure, he dresses his rants in the clothing of Peak Oil, and it helps him sell a few books. He'd write about Tupperware if he thought it would sell books. Back around Y2K his schtick was ... Y2K and how we were all gonna die. Between Y2K and this latest schtick of his, his rants were about architecture.

    Frankly that was about the only good stuff he did. He just wrote about horrible modern architecture, and left the memes of "we're all gonna DIE!!!" and "You disgusting soulless goyim" alone and just wrote about horrible houses and buildings and bad city planning. It got one of his books, The Geography Of Nowhere, into college classes as a text.

    Writing about architecture, good or awful, is a good move when there's a real estate bubble going on. Basically, 1997-2007, people wanted to read about it and had money to spend on books. But Kunstler likely saw the crash coming, frankly a bunch of us saw something coming by 2003 or so, and so he's jumped on this, his latest bandwagon. Peak oil and evil Arabs and no gas for your car and evil Arabs and food shortages and evil Arabs and ... did I mention evil Arabs? Now he's morphing into a 2nd-rate fiction writer, and Oh let's throw some supernatural BS in there too, that'll sell.

    TL:DR: Kunstler. Hack.

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  2. Okay, I'm not disageeing with most of what you said. He has his faults, chiefly being a Yankee and bad mouthing Southerners so much ( one almost wonders if he ever visited small town South, he is so wedded to steriotype ). Yet, he is so damn funny I forgive him mostly. As far as his books, damn good at non-fiction, sucks with fiction ( hey, kind of like me! ). And, to be fair, the semi-official policy of the FedGov is also anti-Arab. And pro-Jew. So, he is just like any other Gott Damn Yankee and loves Lincoln type leadership ( read, dictatorship as long as Northern interests are served ). Okay, I'll admit, it's a conflicted love.

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  3. why don't you rite about impotant stuff? cnn's anderson cooper came out of the closet today. big surprise. he's gay. maybe he should hook up with kuntsler. they'd make a nice couple and best of all they can't procreate.

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  4. Great article as usual, Oh ye of lustrous locks. I do have one question. Rather than Fracking around with GMO foods and denying healthcare, why don't our rulers release a bioweapon? They can innoculate those they want to save and write off the rest. Cutting the population by half will keep this game going a lot longer.

    hail darwin

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  5. Epic is insufficient to describe this healthy rant. I'm still wiping off spittle and food detritous gathered by standing too close to the Oracle. I've concluded that the concept of "I'd rather be offensive than boring" has given way to "I'd rather be offended than bored". A happy and healthy Fourth to all.

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