Tuesday, July 24, 2012

evil deniers

EVIL DENIERS
I’m a friggin stud muffin, more righteous and wunderbar than most pathetic posser environmentalists.  I don’t own a car and bike everywhere, my house is recycled metal, all my power is from the sun and I even reuse cat litter ( we mourned the last cats for an indecently long year and now have a new cat lined up to move in next week.  The cat litter is scooped for solids several times a day and then placed around the trailer to mitigate the occasional mud ).  So, since I walk the walk and most jerk off tree huggers that own coal powered Prius’ that must constantly replace a huge battery pack that is SOOOO not Earth friendly are simple fools unable to do more than flap their lips over the injustices done to Gaia rather than actually do anything about it other than never buy any razor blades or deodorant, I feel justified in the following article.  Environmentalists are by and large dumb asses of the first degree.  They don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.  They are dumber than a box of rocks.  I’d go on but feel I should spare some of their feelings.  I wouldn’t want to be a subject of their awesome crystal power necklace attacks.
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The standard complaint from these hair lips is that the evil human warming deniers are causing the whole planet to overheat and we will all be doomed.  Now, I love doom and gloom in all forms, so I tend to cut these fools a little slack.  First, I’m not entirely convinced they are totally wrong.  Second, they could be right but just for the wrong reasons.  I mean, if the solar activity is decreasing yet the temperature is rising, even if humans don’t have anything to do with it we are still screwed.  Now, I’m not taking their side, nor am I insisting all is well.  We could be headed to an Ice Age for all I know.  Humans could be 100% responsible, or not at all.  I don’t really care one way or another, so I’m not trying to debate it.  My major complaint is that the logic they are using is flawed.  That is mostly all I care about.  I KNOW we are all screwed, but since I don’t know what will eventually kill us all I don’t waste a huge amount of time on it.  Solar flares, or human caused warming?  Who cares?  You store food for dozens of reasons.  Crop failures, transportation failures, grid down, banking crisis, ice age, alien invasion, martial law, Ukraine Soviet style famine intentionally started, wheat rust, nuclear war, and etcetera. 
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Okay, here is my main issue.  It is stated, even by writers I admire and trust, that for a variety of reasons the truth is being suppressed or hidden or distorted.  The truth of human caused global warming.  The evil oil companies, or whatever.  If they would just allow the truth to be widely known, we would all modify our behavior, global warming would stop, we would all be saved and live happily ever after.  What a bubbling crock of crap!  How many of the most ardent environmentalists give up their car?  Almost none ( those living in New York City don’t count ).  The most educated amongst them, the most militant, won’t stop using fossil fuels.  Not Al “I invented the Internet” Gore and not your little FemiNazi rainbow knitted cap wearing eco-warrior.  Close your humping mouth and show me how dedicated you are.  And they expect the rest of us to give up our cars?  But this isn’t even the main problem.  Even if every swinging dingus in this country gave up their cars and planted organic zucchini in woven reed baskets on their porch, the rest of the world would not follow.  For the very simple reason that we are already in a war for resources and the way to win is to play the “burn resources, baby, burn” game.  Look, if you are a country and you only offer fully backed gold currency, in short order your economy would be swamped by all those issuing Monopoly money.  Printing money at will gives an initial edge economically, which is why everyone does it.  It is why there is a race to print to ruin.  The same goes with mining resources.  If you live sustainably, the other countries that mine resources above replenishment rate clearly hold a huge edge, militarily and otherwise.  It is a race to see who runs out last. 
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You think China isn’t aware how unsustainable their model is?  Of course they do.  But they are betting they are the last man standing in the resource wars.  Their cities will be poison, their soil toxic, their coal depleted, but they will control other areas they can colonize.  They are winning economically by being the last to run out.  Our race in this country was run for the benefit of the rich elite.  At least in Communist China the pool of winners was enlarged somewhat.  The peasants will be rewarded by being allowed to survive in squalor ( the rest of the world not enslaved will be dead, so it will be a sweet deal indeed ).  My point is that the Chinese will not stop burning fossil fuels.  Period.  We might, they certainly won’t.  Their economy is outside the control of our banks, so they can’t be Greeced or Spained by our central bank.  If everyone turned Earth hugger tomorrow, the rest of the world would just win the resource war quicker.  So it matters naught if the evil deniers suppress the truth, or how many folks but fluorescents.  In fact, the Chinese love our drive to buy those light fixtures.  More money for them, and they import some mercury to us.  Like I said, environmentalists are retards.
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8 comments:

  1. It has been nearly half a week since the batman theatre killings and you haven't yet gloated about this pertinent fact: the AR-15 jammed! Lives were saved and Lord Bison is proved correct.

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  2. THE MEDIA, IGNORANT HUMPS, REPORTED AN ak AT FIRST. i JUST HEARD ar TODAY. yOU'RE RIGHT, i SHOULD WRITE ON THIS TOMORROW! tHANKS. oops! dAMN CAP LOCK KEY.

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  3. Good points on China. They paid billions for a Canadian oil company recently and are making grabs here in the states. I was in The Mideast last December and they were in an oil rich area there. I also read awhile back where they are getting drilling contracts in Iraq. They may never have to fire a shot, the NWO will give it to them.

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  4. Funny you should post this....

    Your site and Survivalacres blog two of my reads. (BTW, the chap over there has enough bile and vitriol to make you look warm and fuzzy). He is to AGW what you are to peak oil....

    But you are misconstruing the motive for most of the greenies. They don't want to convince folks to give up the car and grow veggies--they want to FORCE them to. (By and large, and painting with a broad brush. There are certainly exceptions, but they don't set the tone or the agenda...)

    Watermelons. Green on the outside and red on the inside.

    Anyhoo, you ant the Survivalacres dude should start guest writing for each other. It would be a hoot, and after the first 27 weeks of, "...you're an idiot", "No, YOU are..." fun and games, ya'll might turn out some good stuff.

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  5. It was the glock that jammed. He never pulled the mouse rifle off of his back, probably out of shame for having it. It was a false flag to both draw attention off of the upcoming vote on the UN arms treaty and to be used to pressure those in the Senate who might not want to ratify it. Interesting that these freaks only seem to pick areas where the right to bear arms has been curtailed to do their shooting isn't it? Try it in Texas or Florida where the targets will shoot back. -SemperFido

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  6. Your post today reminded me of George Orwell's criticism of pacifism. Like you he could get really annoyed at peoples' fuzzy thinking and not thnking things through, to their logical conclusion.

    You're our generation's Orwell, Jim...but with humor and vulgarity - keep up the good work!

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  7. In a future rant please address the fact that 97.25% of the nuts that do mass shoot ups are younger white males. The only exceptions that come to mind are the Asian male murderer a few years back and a Black sniper duo. Thank you.

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  8. Sounds like you have been infected by the Archdruid with hsi great line "Collapse now and avoid the rush". Since he was first, what should we call the Druid second in command? Vice Druid, Demi Druid, ?

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